Texting Trolley Driver Is Transgendered Male...

happy mother's day.
our family took our mother out for sushi.
i took frugality to the next level this year.
my bro, mom, dad ordered a meal each.
i abstained from any and just asked for a dish.
i buffet'd off of everyone's dishes and had a full meal.
at the end of the dinner, everyone else was really full too.
which means each meal is too huge for 1 person to consume.
so me pirating off of everyone made it a balance portion for everyone.
my brother took the tab, so i saved him $15.00.
i was never like this before, frugality is becoming part of my lifestyle.

yesterday, chic's sporting goods was having a 90% OFF liquidation sale.
i bought $100 worth of stuff... so retail is about $1000.00

i bought a baseball base set for $50.00, retail is $500.00
i'm trying to sell it on craiglist for $400.00
i hope it works. (:

i deleted the gay/lesbian blog entry from last night... i was in a harsh mood. lol

the whitehouse twitters

fuck you ice cream,  
i finally conquer you!!! atleast temporarily, muhahahahahahaa!
cookies and cream, my nemesis.

my salvation came in the form of daikon radish....  i was watching miyamoto musashi taiga dorama.

and discovered that musashi eats daikon raw.  he eats it's like an apple. big cruchy bites in it's fat, original form......

i'm not hardcore like him, not the greatest samurai swordsman of all times, so i will grate
my daikon like they do post war japanese. 

after some googling i found out that daikon is rich in vitamin c. has very low calories and plump full of water. anti-cancerous, good for digestion, and breaks up mucus.

after grating, i pour a little soy sauce over it, and it's done. less than 2 minutes to prepare.

better than eating icecream all day long, i'll just grate some daikon instead.

thanks takezo, (musashi's original name before he became famous)

miyamoto musashi vs. sasaki kojiro.

musashi wins... daikon power!!!

CDC: 642 NEW H1N1 FLU CASES IN 41 STATES...

 
i wonder if cashiers are allowed to wear masks while working.. that would look really odd, but if we are in a high people traffic area, someone might be walking around with swine. i don't want swine, but i also don't want to look like a dumbass with a mask on.

i hate coupon scammers that test me.
these guys talk a lot while i scan all the items.
they bet on you losing track of what you scanned and how many.
at the end of the transaction, they give you a wad of coupons of about 50.
they expect me to just scan the coupons and have them all go through.
fuck, i can lose my job if they were caught.
i can be considered an accomplice.
no way.
i tell these fuckers sorry, we have to start over, and do the coupons and items 1 by one.
they fight it as much as they can.
telling me they are in a hurry, they have no time to do that.
i tell them, my job is very important to me, i don't want to lose it.
they have to agree.
so we go over each item one by one, looking for corresponding coupons.
out of 50, only about half are legitimate. 
25 scam coupons.
if they have the energy, wits and balls to try something like this.
why don't they make some decent money some other way.
bastards, testing me.
i know of 4 coupon scammers at my ?arget.
one is a vietnamese lady in her late 70s.
another is a filipino lady in her 50's.
and the worst 2 come in group of 2. mexican and black couple.
i think they prey on the newest cashiers to see what they can get away with.
also, they come when our weakest manager is there.
they try to take advantage of her niceness.
bastards.

               
PLANE DIVERTED FOR 'RUNNY NOSE'