gyoza-spinach w/ picante-ranch salad. i'm shaking my head in disbelief how good food is. i shredded up some lettuce. chopped up some spinach. mixed it together in a bowl. then, i looked in the fridge and saw some left over gyoza  from last night. i diced that up and threw it on top of the lettuce and spinach. i got some pace picante sauce (bought for 25 cents a bottle with $4 coupon) a little bit of it and splashed it over everything. then topped it off with some ranch dressing (packet left over from burger king salad). it was fucking good. a poor man's gourmet dish. the unique blend of flavors from some of these unusual salad ingredients created a fresh new taste i never tasted before. i'd like to have 1-2 more bowls because it was so fucking good. but my self-discipline is too powerful today. i don't see that happening.

from lack to abundance in a heart beat.

OH yea... and a clove of garlic cut into 5 pieces...

hey, i found a jamba juice giftcard on the floor on the sidewalk... i checked online and it has a balance of $10.00 can i use it? or will i get in trouble for doing that? 

CDC: 100,000 LIKELY INFECTED WITH NEW STRAIN IN USA

isn't windows 7 basically windows vista with different name and packaging? why do we have to keep buying the same product over and over again. i'm using xp and basically getting everything i need done with it. i see no need for an upgrade.

laird hamilton is following me on twitter.. how cool is that?

Guatemala in uproar after lawyer predicts own murder on Youtube.

Rodrigo Rosenberg shot two days after recording YouTube video at friend's offices in Guatemala City

Rodrigo
Rosenberg, a middle-aged Guatemalan lawyer, has become an unlikely
YouTube star in macabre circumstances. In a video recorded last Friday
at the offices of a friend, he sits behind a desk and talks at the
camera for 15 minutes.

"If you are hearing this message," Rosenberg begins, "unfortunately,
it is because I have been murdered by the president's private
secretary, Gustavo Alejos, and his partner, Gregorio Valdez, with the
approval of Álvaro Colom and Sandra de Colom [Guatemala's president and
first lady]."

CDC: 100,000+ in U.S. Have Flu, Half Have Swine Flu

dude, that's 50,000 US SWINE Cases. Told you, they should've blocked off traffic from Mexico. no more pork tacos for you!

Kanye West is jealous of Ashton Kutcher's Twitter momentum....

“DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5
PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING
CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME
AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD.
EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I
DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND
ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE
FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER
AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A
F****** FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY
TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE
WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

Los Angeles Times

LA's new macrobiotic scene

i get the worst ice cream temptations when i don't have work. how am i gonna survive another 4 hours till sleep.

daikon oroshi time.