January 18, 2009

  • pinball_bubble_gum
    hey, so i was cashiering and witnessed a miracle of sorts. it was an hilarious miracle.
    this chinese kid about age 12 sneezes really loudly and i see this piece of gum shoot
    out of his mouth. the gum hits his dad in the chest. you would think it would just get stuck
    on there, but it bounces off the chest, over the kids head and flies 20 feet. ironically it hits
    the chest of another father who was just chilling there with his daughter. then, the gum just
    hit the floor. it was like watching a pinball game, instead it was a piece of gum getting ping pong'd
    around and flying. the victim father actually was about to get pissed because he thought someone
    spit or threw gum at him. i had to explain the above to the father and he understood. sadly, i had
    to pick up the gum and throw it in the trash.

    miracle 1: kid sneezes and gum shoots out of his mouth. (i never seen that before)
    miracle 2: it bounces off his father's chest
    miracle 2b: it flies 20 feet
    miracle 3: it hits another father in the chest.