September 18, 2008

• competition.

  so this homeless lady was showering near the double ropes at santa monica.
  it was innocent enough.
  i didn't pay much attention to her in the beginning bc she was fat and unattractive.
  but then, she started to pull her top down partially.
  then started to scrub her armpits.
  ok, it was sorta odd, but still within what would be considered normal for a homeless person to do.
  then, she pulls the whole top down, and starts to scrub down her breasts.

  this is where the WTF triggers started going off.

  so i guess she notices everyone is watching her but really doesn't care.
  then, i don't know if it was on purpose.
  but this semi cute caucasian lady walks by her in her swimsuit and sorta took all the
  attention away from the homeless lady.
  sure enough, the homeless lady noticed her attention being stolen.
  she retaliates by pulling her whole bottom down.
  she starts scrubbing her pussy down.
  OFC all the attention is back on her.
  she is totally nude at this point.
  WTF!!!!
  although it's a homeless lady.
  there is something slightly erotic about a fully grown woman being fully nude, showering infront of you.

  so, i'm kinda stimulated and don't know what to do with this energy.
  so i grab onto the double ropes and start climbing to the top.
  i did 3 inversions at the top.
  i thought i did what i need to do to work my energy off.

  but then, this freaking white dude comes up and does the same thing.
  but, not only does he go upside down, he freaking hung at the top, only by his 2 feet.
  WTF!!!
  
  this guy out did my bravery.
  i don't think i can top the guy.
  maybe i can mimic his maneuver but that wouldn't be original.
  there is always someone there to out-do you.

  so i feel a bit bummed out that this guy out-did me.
  so i went back to my spot and started to observe the showering woman.
  she had all her clothes back on.
  but, when i started to watch, she started to pull everything off again.
  including the bottom.
  WTF.
  then she turns towards me and gave me a smile.
  WTF.

  too much WTF triggers going off.
  i just stood up and walked away.

  santa monica is really full of crazy people.
  i love it.

  today i was wearing a cologne called nautica, competition.
  maybe my smell was making everyone around me compete to win.

  for those of you who don't know what double ropes is...
  it's this..

  http://weblog.xanga.com/mooks_dayoo/669821280/double-rope-climb.html

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