July 28, 2008

  • an instance...

    so i was cashiering this one time.
    an really hot attractive asian girl in a low cut blouse was buying dog food.
    i'm talking about an 8.5 or better.
    the type of girl i'm usually very intimidated by.
    i thought to myself, why not? why not try small talk and see what happens?
    if i fail, the worst that can happen is that i check her items out and it's over.
    so i asked her, "what kind of dog do you have?"
    she told me it was a mix of sorts and talked about her dog a little.
    when she was done, i said, "oh really, i have a really cute toy poodle"
    and all of a sudden she looked really enthusiastic and said,
    "really? do you think our dogs can mate?"
    "would you like to have our dogs mate?"
    i'm like, wth! what is she saying?
    i'm thinking if she wants our dogs to mate, then we'll have to exchange information and meet up at a different occassion.
    i was not prepared for such a response.
    all i wanted to do was have a nice chat with a really hot asian woman.
    plus, it's kind of odd for an employee to be picking up on girls at the cashiering spot.
    if the manager saw me i would prolly get into trouble.
    so, i told her, "i'm sorry my dog has physical problems and prolly can't mate sorry."
    her response was, "but, i really want our dogs to mate."
    i'm like wtf.
    "i'm really sorry, she can't"
    we talked a little more, but the line was backed up, so i had to check her items out and end the conversation.
    it was my first attempt to talk to a girl while cashiering, and this really odd thing happened.
    man, if i was an experience pimp style guy, i would prolly have exchanged info with her and met her again.
    too bad, it's me tho. i'm still learning just to be normal in social situations.