June 5, 2007

• celebrity sightings.

  george lopez was lining up to get checked out at best buys on sawtelle when i entered the store. i stared at him and smiled and said to myself, holy shit, it's that mexican comedian. i couldn't remember his name but found out from the cashier later on that it was indeed george lopez. his eyes were wide open, like he had too many coffee's or bad tripp'n on some lsd. i remember seeing him on mtv gettin punk'd. that was a hilarious episode.  it had been a while since i saw a celebrity, so i was happy about this.

  and, u think that would be exciting enough, 15 minutes later when driving to the santa monica pier, i saw another celebrity. it was very strange moment for me. sorta, spiritual. i was staring at a different lady's behind while she was walking on the promenade on ocean blvd. i thought to myself, "that lady has a really nice body and nice booty, but something is missing. i guess if the sexual energy is missing, even a nice body doesn't seem attractive." and as if to answer my question,  i look away towards the street light post, and i see this humongous ass just pop out from behind it. i thought, holy shit, that is a huge ass. it was as if it was popping out from behind the light post to communicate with me.  then the person backed up and i could see her profile. it was tyra banks!!!! wtf!!! she had a black wig on, or maybe that's her real hair. she was w/ a buff white dude. they were holding grocery bags, i wonder if she lives around there. i think she saw me staring at her. but, turned away. i thought, hmm should i bust out my sd1000 and take a pic of her? i thought nah, that's too desperate and paparazzi'sh forget it. but, i wanted to see her face again, to verify. i thought in her direction, tyra just turn around for me and it'll make me really happy. then, she freaking turned around and gave this big smile, in my general direction, maybe towards that white dude. i don't know. but, i was able to verify it was her. she seemed really happy. she's just like she is on america's top model. a bubbly, high energy personality. hellz yea. it was an good experience for me. what does this spiritual experience teach me? i don't know, but i know the universe has a way of communicating w/ me and it gives me hints and answers in uncanny ways.  i just need to wait for this experience to decode itself later on, when it is needed, and, it will.

  but then, i got to costco. i was having a pretty good day till costco. i was walking briskly towards the pastry section to pick up some blueberry muffins. then, i saw this woman. a really tall, beautiful korean woman. her profile, the side of her face looked soooo cute. then, i realized it's my friend from uci, we kicked it on a few occassions, but i couldn't remember her name, just like george lopez. fucked up, maan. we used to chill and i didn't know her name, so i just walked past her like she wasn't there, hoping she didn't see who i was. man, this told me my social skills are still wayway down there. i thought my wine therapy was opening me up and becoming extroverted, but no, this showed me a have much to learn still. i'm pretty sure she knew who i was because on the way out, i passed by her and i could hear her saying to her friend, i wonder if he remembers me. omg. i just igorned this and walked to the cashier. i wonder if i remembered her name, if i would have talked to her. in any case, i feel bad. i prolly made her feel bad. i should have had the courage to talk to her even tho i forgot her name. damnit.

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